Terrible First Dates

I was asked to submit a "first date horror story" for Asylum.com. I can only assume I was chosen because of the huge national success of Roof Monkeys. This is a credit to our Roof Monkey street team and our obsessive posting. Anyway, check out my story and other horrible first dates. 

First Date Horror Stories

See if you can guess which one's mine. (Hint: It's the one written by me)