With America’s debt at an all time high, the government was forced to seek corporate sponsorship to help mitigate the damage. Everything was for sale:
- Verizon Wireless “Can you hear me now?” State of the Union Address
- New Jersey as brought to you by Febreze
- Kanye West® presents the Kanye West® Memorial
featuring Abraham Lincoln. A Kanye West® production
- The LemonParty.org White House
- Big and Tasty New York McStock Exchange
- Apprentice 10: The 2012 Presidential Election
- Hello Kitty Pearl Harbor Memorial
- Washington Mutual Washington Monument
- Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms Grand Canyon
- Taco Bell Supreme Court
- Declaration of Independence
brought to you by National Treasures 3 starring Nicolas Cage
"History was meant to be rewritten"
- The United States of Diddy
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WaMu isn't going to be sponsoring shit anytime soon... they may collapse and leave the Fed and the taxpayers holding the bag on $800 billion in deposits.
I guess that that black spokesman could use the help of the futzy old bankers in the banker's pen now. On you know, how to run a bank that doesn't collapse by giving loans to deadbeats.
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